🚨 BREAKING: Police Cruiser Involved in Hit-and-Run 🚨
Deputies responded after reports that a police vehicle struck a curb and immediately fled the scene.
Witnesses say the patrol unit was seen driving recklessly through the playground area before losing control and crashing into the landscaping. The driver then abandoned the vehicle and took off on foot.
Suspect description: • Approximately 3 feet tall • Wearing Spider-Man pajamas • Last seen carrying a juice box and zero accountability
Charges pending include: Hit and run Reckless driving Destruction of city landscaping Evading bedtime enforcement
🚔 UPDATE: Authorities have transferred the case to the Fisher-Price Traffic Division, where investigators are working to determine if the patrol vehicle had expired AA batteries at the time of the crash